Jesse’s Weird Newsletter

I write a monthly newsletter about what’s on my (bizarre) mind.

Here are some older editions:

The Decline of the Little Old Lady

On Sleep Paralysis

Squirrel in the House!

On Crossword Puzzles

AI: A Wonderless Life

Origins of Common Phrases

Breastfeeding on Facebook

Jesse on Jessie’s Girl

All Hail King Pineapple

The Mayor of Whoville Should Be in Prison

In Hindsight, Nobody Knows Anything

What Is “Home”?

I Don’t Like How College Football Makes Me Feel

When a Former President Hacks Your Email

Jesse Reads the Art of the Deal

A Tense Interaction with Vlad the Impaler (Short Story)

My Very Brief Time Working In Sales

Truthful (Fake) Ads

A Humorous Look at the James Garfield Assassination

Details About My New Book The Estate Sale

When Romantic Getaways Determine Who Dies

Seven Hours Walking the Las Vegas Strip

Under (the Influence) Construction

Origins of Old Timey Expressions

Goodbye, Things

A Rainy Night in Dallas

My Year Without Pork

Getting Buried Alive

The Best (and Worst) State Flags

The Strange Death of Edgar Allan Poe

Jesse Quits Self-Checkout

The Frank Lloyd Wright Issue

Jesse Spams Cold Emailers

Jesse Takes Out Sister Jean

My Thoughts on the Oregon State Beavers

On Nature

I Want to Talk About Britney Spears

Fun Stories About the Histories of Famous Businesses

Tales from My Time Working at Costco

Call It: Heads or Tails?

Why Can’t I Throw Away My Letterman Jacket?

The Worst Bumper Stickers, Ranked

Don’t Wikipedia That Person

My Thoughts on ChatGPT

What Is It About Fame?

Jesse Summarizes the Plot of 50 Shades of Grey

The Worst People on LinkedIn

I Wrote a Book

Why Would We Rather Be Numb Than Bored?

The Time I Faked a British Accent to a Girl

Aging Rock Stars

Good Vibes Only Sucks

I Still Use My Mom’s Amazon Account