
I write a monthly newsletter about what’s on my (bizarre) mind.
Here are some older editions:
The Decline of the Little Old Lady
The Mayor of Whoville Should Be in Prison
In Hindsight, Nobody Knows Anything
I Don’t Like How College Football Makes Me Feel
When a Former President Hacks Your Email
Jesse Reads the Art of the Deal
A Tense Interaction with Vlad the Impaler (Short Story)
My Very Brief Time Working In Sales
A Humorous Look at the James Garfield Assassination
Details About My New Book The Estate Sale
When Romantic Getaways Determine Who Dies
Seven Hours Walking the Las Vegas Strip
Under (the Influence) Construction
Origins of Old Timey Expressions
The Best (and Worst) State Flags
The Strange Death of Edgar Allan Poe
My Thoughts on the Oregon State Beavers
I Want to Talk About Britney Spears
Fun Stories About the Histories of Famous Businesses
Tales from My Time Working at Costco
Why Can’t I Throw Away My Letterman Jacket?
The Worst Bumper Stickers, Ranked
Jesse Summarizes the Plot of 50 Shades of Grey
Why Would We Rather Be Numb Than Bored?